roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening...
when my dog begs for food I look at him and say “I am not that man”
Seems to me that there are two kinds of guys in this world.
Guys that I like, and guys that like me. There is no overlap in this Venn Diagram.
Guys That Like Me. They could be ugly, they could be very hot. They range from smart but not deep to dumb but earnest. And by “range” I mean they…
Oh my god, get out of my head.
Seriously, how do you know me so well!? You don’t know me! You don’t know my life!

…but you actually really do. And woah.
of my head. Seriously,
“sure..why not”,...turned into an outright agreement.